niggaimdeadass:

if the words in the book too small 

i dont even touch it 

the bible look like it’s in arial 3 

and it dont got no pictures 

im good 

(via dranabanana)

I had some delicious Indian food with my beautiful girlfriend in Richmond, which she paid for. Then we went to Rod Laver Arena and saw mo’fuckin’ Black Sabbath. She enjoyed the show but isn’t a big fan like me and so fetched the beers all night, which she also paid for. It was one of the best nights ever and I have the best girlfriend in the whole fucking world. She is also really, really good looking and amazing in the sack.

That is all, goodnight Tumblr.